Family Assholes are the Best: Part 1

by Bob (Pomona, Missouri)

This story took place a long time ago.

About two weeks before I graduated from high school, I turned 18. I have always been shy and barely could have a conversation with girls or women except for mom, my sister, and my aunts.

Dad thought it was time for me to grow up, so he gave me an all-male birthday party with his friends and family, a night of porn, cards, and drinking.

I have never seen porn movies before or even seen a girl or woman naked before. I had seen boys/young men naked after sports in locker room showers.

It was weird at times I would find myself looking at guys' dicks or assholes. What was weird about it was I would find myself staring at big asses and wanting to see if they felt as nice as they looked. What was even weirder is I found myself attracted to women's fat asses the most.

I am guessing it is because I was raised around women and girls with fat asses in the family.

Mom had a very nice fat ass that I loved looking at, and my 19-year-old sister also had a great-looking ass like Mom. I realized then that I am an ass man.

After watching porn movies and seeing one where a woman got ass-fucked, my dick got hard as a rock and would not go down. It was hard and throbbing, hurting so hard.

I went upstairs to the bathroom and jacked off for the first time but still stayed hard and felt so good I did it again. That started my weeks of masturbation 2-5 times a day.

Then the peeping at mom taking shower started and the sneaking in sister's bedroom to uncover her hot ass and look at it while I jacked off shooting largest loads ever.

Then Dad and Mom started college talk, and when I told them I was not going to college for a couple of years, I instantly had pissed-off parents.

The screaming started, and at the end they said, College or get out.

I was lucky Aunt Gladys and Uncle Mays were at the house for dinner and took me to live with them instead of getting out on the streets.

Within a week, Uncle Mays sat me down and said I was cramping their privacy, which I was too immature to see for myself—that they were like walking on eggshells around me.

He said that he and Aunt Gladys were used to walking around in their underwear and even, at times, nude. He said they sleep nude, and if they need water or go to the bathroom at night, they go nude.

I told him I understood now that I was invading their privacy and asked if he wanted me to move out. He said, No, I am just letting you know how you will be seeing us from now on if you choose to stay, that I am still welcome as long as I want to stay.

He also said that I was welcome to walk around in underwear or nude also.

I actually got hard just thinking of seeing Aunt Gladys's ass nude. I had to go to the bathroom and jack off twice again. I did see Uncle Mays looking at the bulge in my pants and then saying, I see you like the idea of walking around feeling free.

Uncle Mays worked shift work at a chemical plant. When he was at work, it seemed like Aunt Gladys would wear shorter gowns and smaller panties so that half her big ass cheeks stuck out. I would have to go jack off 3-5 times a day or shift.

After a few times of that, she quit wearing panties, and that drove my dick crazy. I have an 8.5" very thick dick, and I wear tight whitey underwear. When I get hard, the head of my dick sticks out the top of my underwear very noticeably.

Not only did I start noticing Aunt Gladys's wonderful-looking ass Uncle Mays's nude ass would make me have to jack off a couple of times a day when he was home, proving more that I am an ass man and love big asses.

Things are changing more each day. Aunt Gladys seems to drink more water at night when Uncle Mays is at work.

She walks through the family room where I am watching TV nude, going to the kitchen, and then on the way back she seems to drop something so she can bend over and pick it up while her HOT FAT ASS is in my sight and her pussy is soaking wet and shining.

Then get up and smile, looking at my hard cock sticking out, sometimes making comments like, You look happy at what you see. I am a virgin, so I don't take the hint that she is talking about my hard dick, so I answer, Yes, it is a good movie.

She is nude a lot when Uncle Mays is at work, and Uncle Mays is nude now 90% of the time, and I am spending a lot of time in the bathroom or taking long showers.

The porn video of the woman getting fucked in the ass was burn in my brain and I wanted to get balls deep in aunt Gladys's ass and when I see uncle Mays ass I wanted it also. They both bend over a lot, showing me their assholes and other things.

I knew Aunt Gladys had the hottest-looking ass in the house and a wet, shining pussy, but Uncle Mays had a great runner-up-looking ass and not much dick, maybe 5" if hard. Big guy, just no dick.

Things are getting HOT around the house. With me being a virgin and, I never thought they in their 40s would want a young man with no experience in sex to have sex with them.

I was to the point where I was going to ask Aunt Gladys to fuck, and if she said no, I would just take it from her. Of course I thought about the same thing of Uncle Mays.

Guess that has to come in part 2 of Family Asses Are the Best!

Tonight is the night I am going to give Aunt Gladys what I have been wanting to give her for a long while now: 8.5" of very thick, hard cock balls deep in her and a load of my cum. No more shower or commode cum from me.

Bob